“THEY WALK AMONG US”

“THEY WALK AMONG US”
…From Buff Scott, Jr.

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an “intellectually challenged” co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?” She’s a government employee.

“THEY WALK AMONG US”
When I arrived at a car dealership to pick up my car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it’s open!” His reply, “I know. I already did that side.”

“THEY WALK AMONG US”
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”

ADVANTAGE IN GETTING OLDER
You’re allowed to take a nap to get ready for bed.

ADVANTAGE IN GETTING OLDER
Your clothes have come back in style—twice.

“I wiped my TV screen with anti-virus wipes.
I lost CBS News, ABC News, NBC News,
MSNBC, and CNN.”

A NEAT GATE SIGN
“Is there life after death?
Trespass and find out.”

They Walk Among Us……

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