“A world of nice people, content in their own niceness, looking no
further, turned away from God, would be just as desperately in
need of salvation as a miserable world – and might be even more
difficult to save.” ~C.S. Lewis

“The nature of Christ´s salvation is woefully misrepresented by the
present-day evangelist. He announces a Savior from hell rather
than a Savior from sin. And that is why so many are fatally
deceived, for there are multitudes who wish to escape the Lake
of Fire who have no desire to be delivered from their carnality and
worldliness.” ~ Arthur W. Pink

“We don´t preach salvation, we preach forgiveness.”
~Leonard Ravenhill

“To escape the error of salvation by works we have fallen into
the opposite error of salvation without obedience.”
~A.W. Tozer

“The center of salvation is the Cross of Jesus, and the reason it
is so easy to obtain salvation is because it cost God so much.”
~Oswald Chambers

“The end for which Christ lives, and for which He has left His
church in the world, is the salvation of sinners.”
~Charles Finney

“The greatest enemy to human souls is the self-righteous spirit
which makes men look to themselves for salvation.”
~Charles Spurgeon

“The Gospel of Jesus teaches men that a mere profession of
faith alone is no sound evidence of salvation.”
~Paul Washer

“The protestant martyrs and their monuments testify to the fact
that they died, not on account of ecclesial differences, but
because the issue was the way of salvation.”
~Alistair Begg

“I am ready to meet God face to face tonight and look into those
eyes of infinite holiness, for all my sins are covered by the atoning
blood.” ~R.A. Torrey


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is
recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to
a serious defect in the primary and central components of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as “Sub
sequential Internal Non-morality,” more commonly known as S.I.N.,
as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable
nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and
service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is
Once connected, please upload your burden
of SIN through the Repentance-procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, God will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8.. Gentleness
9. Self-control
Please see the operating manual, eg. the
B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further
details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on God.
DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the
furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
P.S. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may
contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!
YES! – You have permission to post these emails to friends
or other groups, boards, etc – unless there is a Copyright
notice above which says differently.